Funny Majedar Chutkule in Hindi for Whatsapp

लड़की – सुनो.

लड़का – सुनाओ जान.

लड़की – कुछ जरूरी बात कहनी है !

लड़का – तो कहो ना … डार्लिंग !

लड़की – सबके सामने कहने में शर्म आती है …

लड़का – अरे इसमें शरमाना क्या ? … यहाँ सब अपने दोस्त ही तो हैं .. !!

लड़की – अच्छा कान पास लाओ … कान में बोलूंगी !!!

लड़का – तुम लड़कियों के नखरे भी ना … ठीक है (कान लड़की के मुंह के पास लाते हुए ) अब बोलो जानेमन …

लड़की – तुम्हारी पैंट पीछे से फटी है …. !!!
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Funny Majedar Chutkule in Hindi for Whatsapp

एक कंजूस आदमी का 5 साल का बेटा …..

बेटा – “पापा, 2 रुपये दो ना …!”

कंजूस – “चल भाग … नहीं दूंगा !”

बेटा – “पापा दो ना … आपको दूधवाले और माँ की एक बात बताऊँगा !”

कंजूस – “ये ले 10 का नोट और जल्दी बता … ?”

बेटा – “कल दूधवाला …. माँ को बोल रहा था कि तुमने अभी तक इस महीने के पैसे नहीं दिए, कल से दूध नहीं मिलेगा !!!”

इतना कहकर बेटा छू-मंतर हो गया ….
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