funny admin chutkule in hindi with picture

अध्यापक ने कक्षा में पूछा:
सीनियर और जूनियर में क्या अंतर है?
केवल हमारे एडमिन ने हाथ खड़ा किया..

शिक्षक ने कहा: शाब्बास बीटा, बताओ?

एडमिन: सर, जो समुद्र के पास रहता हो वो सीनियर (see-near),
और जो चिड़ियाघर के पास रहता हो वो जूनियर (zoo-near)

funny admin chutkule in hindi with picture


हमारा एडमिन एक सुंदर लड़की को हर रोज़ एक गुलाब दिया करता था
लाल गुलाब ? वो हँस के लेती थी एडमिन से…?
? देता रहा बहुत दिनों तक…
फिर उसने कहा “गुलाब के साथ मीठी मिसरी भी लाया करो”…..?
एडमिन उसे वो भी देता रहा रोज़…
रोज़ एक लाल गुलाब और एक मिसरी की डली…??
यूँ ही चलता रहा सिलसिला कुछ हफ़्तों तक…
…फ़िर एक दिन एडमिन ने उसे गुलाब दिया पर
लड़की ने वापस कर दिया तुरंत…?
…और मुस्करा के बोली,
“बस भैया अब और जरुरत नहीँ” “गुलकन्द बन गया है.”?
???????
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